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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

MASTERS OF THE OBVIOUS

“A federal grand jury is investigating whether San Francisco's policy of offering sanctuary to undocumented immigrants violates U.S. laws against harboring people who are in the country illegally.”

Is it just me, or does that statement pretty much answer itself?

San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, like the LA mayor, Antonio Villaregrossa, should both be in jail.

MY GRADE = FAIL

And of course this…

The Annals of Public Research magazine honored Professor Deborah Anderson of Boston University’s School of Medicine with an Ig Nobel prize for proving that Coca-Cola could be used for contraception, the Associated Press reported. The ceremony was held at Harvard.
Considering that Coca-Cola has an acidity level just lower than battery acid, I am not sure this was much of a breakthrough. Maybe it’s just me. Good to know our finest universities are pumping out this kind of research, though. I’d hate for them to be wasting their time and money on ACTUAL educations.

MY GRADE = FAIL

2 comments:

Lauren Hampton said...

Lauren stepping on soapbox #2!

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