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Thursday, June 25, 2009

SCHOOL UPDATE

  • 1st BUSINESS LAW TEST - 96
  • 1st ENGLISH COMP ESSAY - 95

I feel smarter already.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

BACK TO SCHOOL...


SINCE SAVING THE WORLD IS A PART-TME JOB, AND I ONLY HAVE 3 MORE YEARS OF DOING SO, I HAVE BEGUN ANOTHER ADVENTURE - GETTING A BACHELOR'S DEGREE! I STARTED MY FIRST CLASS LAST NIGHT AND MY SECOND IS TOMORROW. I ALREADY HAVE 50 CREDITS, SO I AM ALMOST HALF-WAY THERE. AND NO, I AM NOT THE OLDEST GUY IN THE ROOM...

Monday, June 1, 2009

MAY 2009 JIHAD REPORT

JIHAD ATTACKS: 142
DEAD BODIES: 657
CRITICALLY INJURED: 1426

Looks like another banner month for the "religion of peace"