1st 100

The scary part? That was just the 1st 100 days. We still have 3+ years to spend your great-great grandchildren into debt.

ACL RECONSTRUCTION = GOOD TIMES

FIRST, WE TAKE SOME GOOD MATERIAL FROM THE PATELLAR TENDON

NEXT, WE DRILL TUNNELS AND PULL THE NEW TENDON THRU, SECURING THEM WITH SCREWS.

THIS, OF COURSE IS THE HIGHLY SANITIZED VERSION OF WHAT REALL HAPPENED, BUT IF YOU ARE CURIOUS, JUST GO TO YOU TUBE AND WATCH A FEW VIDEOS.

GOOD NEWS? NO WORK FOR 34 DAYS!!

BISHOPS AND TERRORISTS

• APPARENTLY, THE GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY CLERGY LEADERSHIP HAS DECIDED THAT WHAT OBAMA WANTS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT GOD WANTS. WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS TOLD THE UNIVERSITY TO COVER THE JESUIT SYMBOL FOR JESUS UP SO THAT IT WOULD NOT APPEAR IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE HE GAVE ANOTHER SPEECH. SO MUCH FOR PUTTING GOD FIRST....
• MEANWHILE, OBAMA'S DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY RELEASED A MEMO STATING THAT I AM A POTENTIAL TERRORIST, AS WELL AS THE REST OF THE NATION'S SERVICE MEMBERS AND VETERANS.

RE-READ WHAT I JUST WROTE AND LET IT SINK IN FOR A MINUTE.

AMAZING ISN'T IT?

I JUST GOT HOME FROM...

A VERY SMALL BASE, BUT A NICE VIEW, DON'T YOU THINK?

THIS IS WHERE WE STAYED. THE PROPERTY HAS A 1-STAR MOTEL, A CONVENIENCE STORE, AND A REALLY CRAPPY CASINO/BAR/RESTARAUNT. I NEVER SAW THE COOL CASH, BUT I DID HAVE SOME STEAK AND EGGS FOR $4.99

COMING HOME THROUGH THE CAJON PASS

I SAW THIS LICENSE PLATE, WHICH WAS A LITTLE CONFUSING, BECAUSE I THOUGHT MY WIFE WAS THE CROP QUEEN?

AT CREECH AIR FORCE BASE

THE AIR FORCE FLYS THE PREDATOR DRONE FROM HERE. IT IS FLOWN BY REMOTE CONTROL AND CAN BE FLOWN AND CONTROLLED FROM HERE EVEN WHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. IT FLIES AT UP TO 25,000 FEET HIGH AND HAS ALL KINDS OF CAMERAS AND SENSORS. IT CAN CARRY 2 HELLFIRE MISSLES AND RUIN YOUR DAY.

THE GERMANS SHOWED UP WITH 2 TORNADO FIGHTER-BOMBERS